QUICK! Give These People a Dictionary or They’ll Fail at Life!

By | August 20, 2014

I, like most people, am a grammar Nazi. So these next people boil my blood…badly. Please, someone give them a dictionary STAT so they can learn a thing or two.

#1. No whores allowed…you hear me??

no whores

#2. I bet this guy loves his job as a pubic defender

pubic defender

#3. Oh shoot! I spelled HAVE wrong!

sexperience

#4. Did you mean…?

sleuth slut

#5. WTF is a turdle?

turdles

#6. Vagina! Your drink’s ready!

vagina starbucks

#7. OMG….that is NOT how you spell family little girl!

whore famly

#8. You mean Kurt?

you mean kurt

#9. Cocks? Sweet? What?

cocks sweet

#10. Hey at least they’re fresh, okay?

fresh vaggies

#11. This is probably true. No, not probably- for SURE

horney boys

#12. Ha ha ha…commander of the jocks

jock commander

Did these people completely forget how to spell? We think so! Share with your friends 🙂