Yes we know you love us, but do you have to be THAT annoying?!?

#1. Passing out on your body so you can’t move

#2. Rubbing up against you until you feel hairy and dirty

#3. Screaming at you

#4. Shredding your furniture

#5. Spying on you while you’re in the bathroom

#6. Starring at you like a creep

#7. Just being in the way

#8. Biting your fingers

#9. Bringing you gifts that you definitely don’t want

#10. Showing you their butts…constantly

#11. Having sensual intercourse with your computer

#12. Headbumping you

#13. Trying to lick your skin off with their sandpaper tongues

#14. Massaging sensitive parts that you don’t want massaged

But even with all of that, we still love you kittehs! Share with other kitty lovers 🙂