50 Food Monstrosities: These People Should NEVER Be Allowed in the Kitchen Again

By | August 19, 2014

Not all of us can cook like chefs, but I believe that most humans are capable of cooking basic things and doing so without incident, right? WRONG! These 50 pictures prove that maybe humans weren’t meant to cook…at least these ones. STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN YOU’VE RUINED EVERYTHING!

#1. String cheese dogs

string cheese dogs

#2. Swirl cookie

swirl cookie

#3. Tater tots horror

tater tots

#4. Thomas the f’ed Tank Engine

thomas

#5. Rigatoni party

unique rigatoni

#6. OMG LOOK IT’S THE FAMOUS ZIPLO BURGER

ziplo burger

#7. 14 layer “cake”

14 layer cake

#8. Apple turkeys

apple turkeys

#9. Atomic bomb pizza

atomic bomb pizza

#10. Bacon hearts

bacon hearts

#11. Bieber meatloaf

bieber meatloaf

#12. Brownie disaster in a cup

brownie in a cup

#13. Very well done rice patty

burnt rice patty

#14. Caramel apples

caramel apples

#15. “Casserole”

casserole

#16. Cheesy peas?

cheesy peas

#17. Chocolate drizzled bananas…look like big turds

choc drizzled bananas

#18. Coffee pot hot dogs

coffee pot hot dogs

#19. Coffee pot spaghetti

coffee pot spaghetti

#20. “Cookie bowls”

cookie bowls

#21. Corn dog muffins

corn dog muffins

#22. Eggs a la crunch

crunchy eggs

#23. Cup cakes?

cup cakes

#24. Devil’s chicks

deviled chicks

#25. “Easter cookies”

easter cookies

#26. Always place your electric kettle on a gas stove…it’s just faster that way

electric kettle on gas stove

#27. Evil pie

evil pie

#28. “Grilled” hot dog

grilled hot dog

#29. Ham and goldfish salad

ham and goldfish

#30. Hedgehog cake

hedgehog cake

#31. Refreshing ice sandwich

ice sandwich

#32. Manatee cookies

manatee cookkies

#33. Meatloaf train wreck

meatloaf train wreck

#34. “Mickey Mouse”

mickeymouse

#35. Microwaved chocolate jar

microwaved chocolate jar

#36. Muffins

muffins

#37. Overly attached pasta

overly attached pasta

#38. Penguin cupcakes

penguin cupcakes

#39. Pinwheel cookies

pinwheel cookies

#40. The all American pizza dog

pizza dog

#41. De-constructed pizza

pizza

#42. Very well done pizza

pizza2

#43. He was told to peel only half of the potatoes.

potatoes

#44. Pressure cooker gone mad

pressure cooker

#45. Can I have s’more cookies?

smore cookies

#46. Soup in a “bread bowl”

soup in a bread bowl

#47. Spaghetti tacos

spaghetti tacos

#48. Spaghetti

spaghetti

#49. Bloody Mary spaghetti

spaghettio bloody mary

#50. Strawberry santas

strawberry santas

These people desperately need a lesson or two. Share with others 🙂