Nothing says delicious cake like childbirth? You may need a barf bag after looking at these pictures. These 30 baby shower cakes to remind you of the horrors of childbirth is seriously a nightmare! I know most of these were supposed to be funny, but seriously? Who in their right mind would want to consume ANY of these cakes? I, for one, would not be interested in even trying a bite! One must also wonder, where in the world would you even go for someone to make you these kinds of cakes? Your local grocery store? I highly doubt it! These were made by some very ingenious people who probably don’t have their own bakery but they just love whipping up evil little cakes in their secret basement.
If you can make it through these 30 baby shower cakes, I salute you! If you had to pick one though, which one is your “favorite”? And by favorite I mean the MOST disgusting. Over here, we’ve all decided that the most barf-worthy one is definitely lucky (or unlucky) number 13! Yeah seriously…good luck Rachel!
#1. Mmmm…looks delicious!
#2. Sperm cupcakes anyone?
#3. Jump in for a swim in the placenta everyone – it’s nice and warm!
#4. Well that’s a great way to announce twins
#5. Who the hell is Kristin?!? Is she the mom or the nurse? This makes no sense!
#6. Ugh…I’ll never be able to look at strawberries the same way again
#7. This one’s actually cute
#8. Uhmm congratulations on your alien baby?
#9. Baby Ethan doesn’t look so good to me
#10. Oh dear god WHYYY
#11. So, you’re getting ready to disect the baby or what?
#12. It’s true!
#13. Birthing…so natural, so gross
#14. Bloody hell it’s a bloody baby!
#15. Definitely wanna dig in to this cake!
#17. The Cat in the Hat is the father?
#18. Is that baby climbing out of the bellybutton?!
#19. Uhmm…farewell? Why farewell??
#20. Creepiest baby cake ever
#21. And even creepier baby cupcakes
#22. Educational AND delicious
#23. Is that the exorcist giving birth??
#24. Look it’s frog baby!
#25. Goodbye tummy!
#26. Horrible meat baby
#27. Nasty diaper cake…no thanks
#28. Pushing…it’s what’s for desert
#29. That is one realistic baby
#30. Speaking the truth